Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!
Santa said something in Banta's ear & Banta died.
Take a wild guess
what did he say?
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"Dhishkiyaon"
Banta: U cheated me
Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!
Santa and Banta were looking at an Egyptian Mummy at a museum.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Yes you are right. See lorry number is also written BC 1760 !!!
Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?
He replied that the weather forecase announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
