Santa ki ladai apne father se ho gayi.
To usne apne papa ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha :
"COMING SOON”
Santa : Ghar me mera hi Hukam chalta hai.
Mein Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Banta : Garam pani kyun?
Santa : Garam pani se bartan ache dhulte hai!!
Santa : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai,
Banta : Par tumhare paas to koi car nahi,
Santa : Abe ghadhe BMW ka matlab hai "BaHuT MOTI WIFE."
cont..
Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai.
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Makan Malik- Me Tumko Kiraya denek liye Or 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Santa-Thik he ji Me
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
K 3 din Select karta hu.
Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Preeto answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
Banta laughs and says, "An English girl !!!
Preeto kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?"
"What I asked for, the English girl?!"
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl
