Santa ki ladai apne father se ho gayi.
To usne apne papa ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha :
"COMING SOON”
Santa : Ghar me mera hi Hukam chalta hai.
Mein Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Banta : Garam pani kyun?
Santa : Garam pani se bartan ache dhulte hai!!
Santa : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai,
Banta : Par tumhare paas to koi car nahi,
Santa : Abe ghadhe BMW ka matlab hai "BaHuT MOTI WIFE."
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai.
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Makan Malik- Me Tumko Kiraya denek liye Or 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Santa-Thik he ji Me
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
K 3 din Select karta hu.
Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Preeto answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
Banta laughs and says, "An English girl !!!
Preeto kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?"
"What I asked for, the English girl?!"
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl
Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.
Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.
His father said, "Read that label. That's why!"
Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.
A man received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!
Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!
An Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji were called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman said, 'I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer.'
BUZZZZZ went the lie detector.
'OK,' he said, '10 bottles.' And the machine was silent.
The American said, 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers.'
BUZZZZZ went the lie detector.
'Alright, 8 hamburgers.' And the machine was silent.
The Sardarji said, 'I think ...'
BUZZZZZ went the machine!
Sardar puri zindagi sochta raha...
Sochta
raha...
Sochta raha
aur sochte sochte mar gaya
ki agar meri bahan ko do bhai hai to mera ek hi bhai
kaise?
1. Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn’t travel.
2. What is the height of stupidity?
two sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
for a window seat!
3.Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It’s for people who can’t swim!
