Santa : Tere pass mobile hai to phir tumne mujhe letter kyu post kya?
Banta : Oye meine tere mobile par call ki thi par awaz aayi
"PLEASE TRY LETTER"
Santa : Banta tumhe apne papa se pite hue kitne din ho gaye?
Banta : Agar papa ne aaj shaam ko homework karate samay mujhe
chanta nahi mara to pura ek din ho jayega.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor Ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: what happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Santa: What'z da name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know bt it startz with "T"
Santa: Kamal ay yaar tayri gaddee tea naal start hundee hy, apni ty Petrol naal start hundee hey.
Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he'll come here.!!..
Santa Banta chess khel rahe the..
joke doesnt end here!!
Santa: yaar hum khel band karte hai.
Banta: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
