Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
Interviewer: What's your Qualification?
Banta: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer: What do you mean by Ph.d.?
Banta: (Smiling) Passed Highschool with Difficulty.
Q. What is the difference between an abstract class and interface?
A. Terms are different ... Nothing more.
Q. What is jfc ?
A. Jilebi, fanta & coffee.
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodoly will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can i modify an object in corba ?
A. As you wish , i do not have any objections.
Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.
Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
Q. Explain rmi architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the dif ference between process and threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
Q. What is jar file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is jini ?
A. A ghost which was aladdin's friend.
Q. How will you call an applet from a java script?
A. I will give invitation.
Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep to.
Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
Q. What is the exact diffe rence between unicast and multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is unicast, else it is multicast.
